Been a hot minute since I've posted on my blog!
In that time, a lot of changes in my life have occurred, some good, mostly bad, but the good that remains has kept me stable and focused.
Due to those life circumstances, a new unintended hyperfocus spawned during a troubling period dating to around mid-September of last year. Based on the title of this post, you can discern who that is.
This post will be updated with Spamton's model sheets once done. Index they will be: Postman Spamton, Addison Spamton, Big Shot Spamton, and Puppet Spamton.
Thanks to those who continue to entertain this space!
This was his first model sheet I did a while back that I did some hookups on concerning his newer sheets. I like to imagine his first job he sincerely enjoyed was being a postman. After all, his name’s an anagram of “postman”.
Even though a lot of people treated him poorly and it slowly wore down his resolve, he kept at it and for the most part loved it until he was assaulted and due to ptsd was forced to resign and work in the basement as “the email guy”.


The ads were super fun to do. Was interesting trying to replicate that early to mid-90s popup era I grew up with. Fun fact about the one with yen: I did my best to find an inflation calculator from American to Japanese currency around early 1995, when my story takes place, so that when converted back to American currency for that year it’s $19.97.
As for the “Heaven’s Key” ad I made, it’s based on several things; primarily the cult of Heaven’s Gate alongside Saint Peter’s Keys ( he has two ). Both are referencing Spamton’s obsessions with “heaven” and his need for “the keys to heaven” ( eg keygen and Kris’ heart ). With “heaven” being freedom in his eyes through a mutual death and soul bond of him and Kris.
I imagined that although he’s desperately trying to advertise to others ( but they or someone keeps blocking his attempts ) the ads that are never corrupted are those directly referencing or advertising something pertaining to heaven, keys, souls, and hearts. This is something he eventually picks up on and starts to look into.